Friday, February 16, 2007

Damn fetus keeps eating all my food

In the last four hours, I've eaten: an apple, oatmeal, bowl o'cheerios, tea w/milk/sugar, watermelon, almond-chicken-salad sandwich, cottage cheese and a can of pears.

And I was still hungry. How is this possible?

A sympathetic coworker who doesn't have a parasitic fetus eating her lunch everyday, just offered me a small cup of a banana/chocolate/cream espresso/frappachino thingie. Finally sated, I waddled off to a meeting.



Addendum: I just read an old article about the Berkeley Lab studying the waddling of penguins. At the end, I kid not, it says something like, "The Lab's next subject will be pregnant women." It really does.

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