Stupid Pet Photo of the Day: Chuck Norris's cat

enough said.

That pregnant lady looks like a she's got nothing more than a soccer ball in her belly?

Yeah, that "just a soccer ball" lady ain't me. I'm carrying this baby in my cheeks (all four of them), thighs, arms, and just about anywhere else you might not expect to find her.



And look, the "think pink" affliction starts at the mommy before it makes its way to baby girl.













I have to go now...the oven timer just went off on my husband's chocolate chip cookies. See, this is *all* his fault.

Breastfeeding? You really need a flowbee.

Following is a re-enactment of a recent conversation with my best friend:

Kath: Hey, if you're gonna breastfeed, I'll give you that thing I have.
Kar: What thing?
Kath: You know, the Flowbee.
Kar: Oh, my Snoogle is kind of like a giant one of those. And I think you meant the Furby.

Live studio audience: Hahahahahaha. Snort.

And now, for the educational portion of tonight's feature presentation:

THIS is a "Flowbee":










THIS is a "Furby":








AND THIS is a "Boppy" nursing pillow:












LET'S REVIEW:

Boppy, for breastfeeding:










Flowbee, not for breastfeeding (ouch!):



Furby, also not for breastfeeding: